Big Fat Deal » Paris Hilton

A Perfect Storm Of Evil

mo pie — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:07:36 +0000

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian (I am really sad that I know who either of these people is) and The Evil (hint: a food), all together in one news tidbit. Apparently, on a Vegas radio show, Paris said of Kim:

“I would not want [Kim's butt] — it’s gross! It reminds me of [the evil] inside a big trash bag.”

Paris apparently apologized for this, and Kim accepted the apology, saying:

“Paris and I have been friends since we were kids, and it was good to hear her side of the story and have her apologize. I love my curves!”

No doubt you can see the issues here. Paris is evil for making such an uncalled-for comment about the body of another woman, especially one who is supposedly her friend. And Kim is apparently such a fame[afvw] that she still considers Paris one of her BFFs, and refers to “her side of the story” as if there’s an acceptable side to that kind of remark! And on top of everything else, there is a mention of THE EVIL SUBSTANCE. Evil all around!

Make Paris Hilton Fat

mo pie — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 16:12:11 +0000

This game is so insane that I have no idea what to say about it. The object is to fling, like, hot dogs at Paris Hilton. She eats them and gets fatter and fatter; the fatter she gets, the higher your score. At the end, you can give her “sympathy liposuction” and watch her deflate. Here’s what the game creator has to say:

So I did not actually see Paris Hilton in Paris but my friend did. She was posing with all these industry big-wigs and my friend thought that as soon as she entered the room the place suddenly felt like a strip club! We had a long chat about how she is like an American icon and stuff, but I argued that no one that skinny could symbolise America’s over-indulgent culture :-) We both agreed tho that there is not much Paris in Paris Hilton.

I forgot to mention that when you are flinging the hot dogs, etc. at Paris, her dog will leap up and eat them if you aim wrong. I played this after having a couple of beers and I just had to laugh. It’s totally ridiculous.