14 Responses to Seek And Ye Shall Find! Or Not.

1. Queenofnuffink, on July 9th, 2010 at 7:47 am Said:

   I would like to nominate the “Surgically remove or tie up part of your natural born digestive system” as a ridiculous diet.
2. Godless Heathen, on July 9th, 2010 at 10:24 am Said:

   Ooh, I hope John Goodman is ok. Not that his health is really my business, but I do adore him so.
3. Punchy, on July 9th, 2010 at 10:37 am Said:

   I found this site following Jenfu from shine.yahoo.com to elasticwaist to here. Gosh it sounds bad when I say it out loud…

   I hope John Goodman is ok too! I got all choked up at the season finale of Treme.
4. Melanie, on July 9th, 2010 at 10:48 am Said:

   The gossip mongers state that Goodman stopped drinking, which could account for the weight loss by itself. If you look at the earlier photos he looks bloated rather than fat, IMO.
5. Ashley, on July 9th, 2010 at 11:27 am Said:

   Those seem pretty normal. I get some weeeird search phrases.
6. Eve, on July 9th, 2010 at 11:32 am Said:

   I made up a ridiculous diet – it’s pure satire, though; I made it up long after I found fat acceptance. I call it the Gross Food Diet.

   1. Make a list of foods that you think are disgusting. Things that you would only eat if you were starving and there was nothing else to eat. It doesn’t matter what their nutritional content is – my top picks would be marzipan, maraschino cherries, and coffee. If thinking of it makes you shudder and go, “that’s foul!” put it on the list. Obviously nothing actually rotten or spoiled should go on the list, unless it’s meant to be eaten that way (like ludefisk or ripe cheese).

   2. You can only eat foods that are on the diet. What this means is, you only eat when you are incredibly hungry, and then only eat enough to stave off your hunger for a while.

   Imagine how few calories you would take in this way! It makes about as much sense as any other diet out there.
7. Alyssa, on July 9th, 2010 at 12:33 pm Said:

   Actually, a big selling point here for me is the LACK of Justin Beiber references, lol!
8. Twistie, on July 9th, 2010 at 2:50 pm Said:

   Oh man, Eve, can we be buddies? I’ll drink all your coffee, but I detest marzipan and maraschino cherries! LOL!

   Topic: at least the phrase ‘big fat deal’ is in the Justin Beiber search term.
9. Sarah, on July 10th, 2010 at 5:29 pm Said:

   OMG the tapeworm diet? People even just considering going on such a diet need some help… quick!
10. Jenine, on July 11th, 2010 at 12:05 pm Said:

    I found this website quite some time ago searching to see if Old Navy’s jean sizes were industry standard, and I’ve been hooked ever since.
11. Julie, on July 12th, 2010 at 9:01 pm Said:

    I don’t remember where I read it, so I can’t site my source… but I believe John Goodman lost weight, by cutting out his favorite food group — alcohol.

    In 2009, he revealed he was an alcoholic.
12. Liza, on July 13th, 2010 at 8:21 am Said:

    Julie, if that’s the case I’m happy for him. Not necessarily because of the weight, but because of getting control of his addiction.
13. Amanda, on July 13th, 2010 at 6:56 pm Said:

    I had to comment on the tapeworm thing – I used to cox for crew (hahaha – those days are long behind me! i had to weigh in at 120lbs…) and one of my fellow teammates who also struggled with weight said that she had swallowed a tape worm and recommended I do the same. I actually thought about, which makes me glad I quit before irreparable damage was done. Also, another friend got one from eating steak and raw egg in Belgium. We were studying in Denmark and the doctor didn’t know the English word, so she just kept calling it “a friend” – then looked in her Danish/English dictionary and looked up at him and smiled, “Your friend is a tapeworm!”

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