The-Crushed-Horse-Tranquilizer-And-Diet-Coke Diet
It really works!
In fact, this is a blind item via Gawker:
“Which dieting model shunned the LFW after party buffet table, instead opting for her own bespoke gourmet feast – crushed horse tranquilizer washed down with a litre of diet coke? She swears it quick fires her metabolism. Your extra clue: We wonder if her trendy on-off man knows his pretty girlfriend’s dark secret.”
Posted by mo pie
Filed under: Celebrities, Gossip, Tidbit
Horse Tranquilizer + Diet Coke sounds more like a twisted game of Russian Roulette more than anything else.
Why doesn’t this surprise me? At all?
The next time someone tells me that their concern about “the obesity epidemic” is “about health”…
“I just take ‘Special K’ as a DIET pill, guys, seriously…I don’t need to go to rehab…”