On this list of 10 Dumbest iPhone Apps is something called FatBurner2k:
It’s a good thing Apple put this app in the “Entertainment” category. Otherwise one might be tempted to take seriously the claim that it can “help your body consume fat molecules using disharmonic, molecule to molecule, physical oscillations.”
Translation: It vibrates on your tummy. It will not, however, have the same effect — as the developer implies — as “moving and shaking…at some expensive members-only gym where people just stand around drinking coffee trying to look hot all day.”
It’s a vibrating fat belt for our time! Other dumb apps include ones called “Sexy Girl Talk” and “Hair Clinic.” Oh well, it was just a matter of time. Thanks to CG for the heads up.
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