This just cracked me up. Gwyneth Paltrow gave her “friend” Mario Batali a free membership to her gym. Because…wait for it…
“Mario is the only fat friend she has, and [she] wants him to change.”
And from CDAN, where I first saw this:
It isn’t something that is keeping me up at night, but it’s good to know that you can’t be Gwyneth’s friend if you weigh more than 100 pounds. What kind of person picks their friends based on their weight? Oh, that’s right. This is Gwyneth Paltrow we are discussing here. Ms. Superficial, and the person who thinks we are all idiots if we don’t follow every piece of advice she gives us, because her life is perfect.
Whatever. At least I get to eat.
Oh man, too funny.
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