Wired offers us a look at a hospital bed that’s also a treadmill. But not without making sure we understand that fat people in the hospital—in the hospital—are “immense,” “weak,” and “lazy.”
Sick fatties need only to flick a switch to be upended onto the moving conveyor, whence they can exercise their weak bodies and burn off a few calories without leaving their beds.
For the terminally lazy, the bed could even become a chair with the treadmill underneath, eliminating the need to even support their own immense weight. Unfortunately, Filipi missed out several key features, the most important being a popcorn dispenser and a large-screen TV.
Just a random drive-by piece of fat hate for you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programs.
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