It’s true that culturally, the responsibility for having an adequately-sized sexual organ is all on the guy, but a growing movement is noticing that hey, it’s not like a vagina only comes in petite. One girl’s hooha might be snug while another girl might get labeled as “cavernous” by guys in private. After all, it is the very gutteral origination of the term “a loose woman”. But when I was reading an article on the subject in the Observer and got to this quote from Dian Hanson, former editor of Juggs (is that really a porn mag? I always thought it was a joke), I stopped short.
She did say that heavy women tend to be tighter. “You’re going to see the most cavernous ones on little, tiny, slender women,” she said. “This is where, to the pornographer, these things become apparent: You say to the girl, ‘O.K., bend over, put your chest on the bed and let your butt stick up in the air.’ These little skinny girls? That thing will blow up like a balloon. She gets in that position, her belly drops forward-you can hear the suction. It will open right up. “Let’s hear it for the fat girls on this one!” she added.
You know, at risk of oversharing, I think she might be right. After all, if fat acts as a cushion or stuffing, then an extremely thin woman wouldn’t have any and things would be, er, roomier. And in this fat girl’s experience…yes. We’ll leave it at that.
What about everyone else? Anyone brave enough to spill? Hopefully we will get some BFDudes to chime in with the scoop!
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