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Celebrity Weighing Scale

May 28th, 2008

I was expecting this scale to rank you from, say, Kate Moss to John Goodman. But actually it seems a bit more tongue-in-cheek than that!

It seems everyone is obsessed about their weight these days. Too fat, too thin, size zero this, obese that. The whole weight debate is enough to make you want to smash up the bathroom scales and start again…

With these deeply ironic scales you get to compare your weight with the likes of Fozzie Bear, Mr Ed (yes, the talking horse!), Donald Trump’s Combover and even the Baby Jesus. Just think, with the Celebrity Weighing Scales in the bathroom you’ll be itching to step aboard, not dreading the prospect. After all numbers are so final, aren’t they?

I don’t know about “deeply ironic” or anything, but I imagine this might be fun at a party if you were really really drunk. And not at all self-conscious about your weight. Yeah, good luck with that. Thanks to Nonk for the tip!

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Posted by mo pie

Filed under: Celebrities, Humor, Tidbit

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6 Responses to Celebrity Weighing Scale

  1. Cindy, on May 28th, 2008 at 11:50 am Said:

    I can see it now: I’m not eating chocolate until I hit Judge Judy!

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  2. Becca, on May 28th, 2008 at 2:13 pm Said:

    Oh my what will someone think of next? Oh don’t answer that, not sure I want to know!

    Reply
  3. April D, on May 28th, 2008 at 2:25 pm Said:

    Hmmm add this to those weight tiles you’re supposed to install in front of the fridge and perhaps Mr Ed can give you those dire warnings so prevent you from eating. “Whoooooa there nellie, Got a few pounds on you since last time. Might be Godzilla warning you next time!” *eye roll*

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  4. Cindy, on May 28th, 2008 at 4:17 pm Said:

    There seems to be a weight assigned to King Kong, too.

    Reply
  5. littlem, on May 28th, 2008 at 8:55 pm Said:

    I want Mr. Ed to rear like a stallion and smash the scale.

    Is that bad?

    Reply
  6. goodbyetoallfat, on May 29th, 2008 at 7:07 am Said:

    The perfect scales to keep in the house really — whatever reading you get is totally meaningless with no digits on the scale!

    I think they’ve actually invented the perfect scale there !!

    ROFLMFAO

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