Here are some songs to help you lose weight… with terrible poetry! A CD featuring songs like “I’m A Hottie Now” and “I Think I’ll Go To Saks.” Put aside the Shakira and the Kelly Clarkson and self-loathe your way to being thin with lyrics such as…
Thin! — I don’t deny it. Thin! — I wanna try it / Thin! — but I can’t buy it. Guess I’ll have to di- di- diet /
Thin! — not telling you lies. Thin! — I want smaller thighs / Thin! — but I realize, I guess I’ll have to exercise
That’s it now, get off your duff / No more fat, we have had enough / Gotta do a little huff and puff / so that you can strutt your stuff
I’m here to remind you / That you da boss, not da food / Stick that in yo’ attitude / And show that you got fortitude
[W]ho the hell is that? ‘Cause it sure ain’t me! / how’d I get so fat? It’s a shame to see
I could go on and on. The punchline? They wanted to send me a free CD to review it for this website. Well here’s your review: It sucks.
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