Weetabix: how are the Action Items coming along?
me: pretty good, I think
I need to write a BFD post for tomorrow
Weetabix: do you have an idea for the BFD post?
me: maybe “Alton Brown sucks”
Weetabix: does he?
I have a crush on him
me: oh, then I hate to tell you this…
Weetabix: does he hate fat people?
me: Per Jane, he “was answering questions here and when he was asked what he was passionate about, he responded: ‘I’m passionate about this country getting off its fat butt and getting into shape. I see a lot of very heavy people at my demos and book signings and I don’t like that. They come up and they’re so nice and they say ‘gosh we love food and love your show’ and I want to say ‘I think you might lay off both and go for a walk’. I’ve never actually said this because it would be mean but it really worries me.’”
Weetabix: because fat people? We don’t walk. ANYWHERE!
Unless it’s to get food.
maybe a piece of chocolate cake tied to a stick is the answer
me: that might be the answer to a lot of things
Weetabix: ok, so there went my whole Alton Brown’s Spiky Hair Giving My Boobs a Rash fantasy
I’m very sorry. That’s a good fantasy.
Weetabix: It is.
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