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Dress Barn Woman

February 1st, 2008
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Originally uploaded by mo pie

As promised, this is a picture of the dress I wore to my fancy poetry reading event. Although the night has been a little overshadowed by the fact that I had to fly to New York the next day, and I haven’t had much of a chance to talk about it, it was an utterly delightful event. Colorado State University took very good care of us (me and the artist, the incredibly talented Karin Carter) and the gallery opening seemed to be a success!

Anyway, the point is, here is my dress, and it was indeed from Dress Barn, of all places. It is a smoking hot dress, you guys. If I could go back in time and wear it to my wedding, I totally would, and it only cost fifty bucks. In fact, the whole outfit was an exercise in thrift, since the shoes were from Payless and the polka-dot tights were from Target. In fact, I think my haircut cost more than the entire outfit. (And thank god, because that is a magical haircut. If you live in San Francisco and want a magical haircut, e-mail me. I’ll hook you up.) So the moral of the story is: every once in a while, dress up in a very pretty dress. And once you find a good stylist, don’t ever let him go.

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27 Responses to Dress Barn Woman

  1. Sister Honey Bunch, on February 1st, 2008 at 9:16 am Said:

    You look awesome! I want to see a close up of the polkadot tights.

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  2. Sister Sassy, on February 1st, 2008 at 9:17 am Said:

    ok, i”m speachless. DRESS BARN? FOR real?? That is a totally Sassy hot dress! LOVE IT!

    Reply
  3. Lisa, on February 1st, 2008 at 9:22 am Said:

    I have no idea what Dress Barn is, but you look absolutely gorgeous!

    Reply
  4. superblondgirl, on February 1st, 2008 at 9:46 am Said:

    Who knew Dress Barn could do such things as pretty dresses? Love it!

    Reply
  5. Cath, on February 1st, 2008 at 9:58 am Said:

    Very cute dress!

    O/T: whenever I read “Dress Barn Woman,” I think of the chorus to “Sex Farm” by Spinal Tap.

    Reply
  6. red_delicious, on February 1st, 2008 at 10:09 am Said:

    Oh my gosh you look gorgeous! I love the polkadot tights, just awesome! You freaking go!

    Reply
  7. Emma, on February 1st, 2008 at 10:21 am Said:

    So cute! And I wish I lived in SF so I could get a magical haircut!

    Reply
  8. sizzle, on February 1st, 2008 at 10:21 am Said:

    that dress is really cute. but your hair? steals the show. it’s fantastic!

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  9. Lizzie, on February 1st, 2008 at 10:38 am Said:

    (^^; i’ve never commented here before, i am usually too shy to comment on other people’s blogs..)

    But I have to say that you look gorgeous in that dress!

    :) I remember seeing that dress at dress barn too! I went there with my mom and just happened to find a dress that I could use for my high school Christmas Dance (http://lovemeformexox.wordpress.com/2007/12/05/christmas-dance-dress/) I got mine for $50 too (which made poor old me happy!)

    *and I will now take a moment to spazz* :) I saw you on TV!

    Love your haircut too!

    Reply
  10. Cindy, on February 1st, 2008 at 11:10 am Said:

    Sex Farm!

    *snort!*

    Love the dress.
    Love the shoes.
    Love the tights.
    Love everything.

    Rip-off of delightful Rupert Everett banter brought to you by My Best Friends Wedding.

    Reply
  11. MizShrew, on February 1st, 2008 at 12:02 pm Said:

    You look stunning; what a great outfit! (Of course the haircut rocks too.)

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  12. Michelle, on February 1st, 2008 at 12:33 pm Said:

    You look great! I own lots of fabulous Dress Barn clothes. I’ll grant you that they need to rethink the name of their store, but their clothes are great, they have an inhouse seamstress to do alterations and they are not frighteningly expensive. Around here (rural SW Missouri) the choices are Wal-Mart and Dress Barn and Lane Bryant. WalMart is cheap and shabby looking, Lane Bryant is too expensive and tends to be too young and casual for my age and work environment. Dress Barn hits the mark perfectly.

    Reply
  13. lisa-marie, on February 1st, 2008 at 1:25 pm Said:

    My God, Mo, but you are stunning! From head to toe, freakin’ gorgeous!!

    Reply
  14. Melissa, on February 1st, 2008 at 3:13 pm Said:

    You look gorgeous!
    I love that dress, now I need to go find a fancy event to attend hehehe!

    Reply
  15. Zmama75, on February 1st, 2008 at 3:18 pm Said:

    Beautiful!

    And I love your haircut – maybe I’ll drive the 6 hours to check your place out, heh.

    Reply
  16. mo pie, on February 1st, 2008 at 3:56 pm Said:

    Cath, the “Sex Farm Woman” thing was totally on purpose! I’m so happy that someone got my Spinal Tap reference!

    Reply
  17. K, on February 1st, 2008 at 5:22 pm Said:

    Well, you look lovely! Also, I want your shoes.

    Reply
  18. Lisa, on February 1st, 2008 at 6:16 pm Said:

    I was unreasonably thrilled to discover that you’re in Dever – and the dress is great, although I can’t get past the name Dress Barn. Every time I hear it, I imagine horses and cowns in ditzy prints and pearls.

    Reply
  19. CindyS, on February 1st, 2008 at 9:40 pm Said:

    You look MAHvelous, darling, and don’t you have hot legs!

    Reply
  20. littlem, on February 1st, 2008 at 10:03 pm Said:

    That dress is smokin’. Rethinking Dress Barn indeed!

    “The looser the waistband,
    the deeper the quicksand,
    or so I have read …”

    :D

    Reply
  21. Ursula, on February 2nd, 2008 at 12:42 am Said:

    That’s a cute dress! I saw it and tried it on at my Dress Barn around xmas time, but it didn’t look all that great on me. It looks faboo on you though! Good choice! :)

    Reply
  22. Sarahbear, on February 2nd, 2008 at 2:55 am Said:

    God you have great legs. *stare*

    Oh. Er. Great dress, too. ;D

    Reply
  23. April, on February 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 am Said:

    OMG you look so freakin’ hot! If I was into girls, I’d totally hit on you!

    Reply
  24. slythwolf, on February 2nd, 2008 at 8:57 pm Said:

    I haven’t been inside a Dress Barn since the early ’90s, tagging along with my mother, watching her buy shapeless sack jumpers in strange colors and prints. I’m glad to see there’s cute stuff there because I’m going to have to go shopping for reals soon if I want to get a good job. The end of college is a strange thing–you thought you were in the real world, but you’d been wearing jeans and T-shirts every day, and now you have to dress like an adult. It’s kind of scary.

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  25. Sister Sassy, on February 2nd, 2008 at 9:20 pm Said:

    Mo…I don’t know if it was the dress or not, but you were in my dream last night. Not sure why… can’t remember what happened. Just hoguth I’d share.

    Reply
  26. Eve, on February 3rd, 2008 at 6:09 am Said:

    Hey, I searched around and didn’t see anything about this here so I thought I would mention it. Apparently a house bill is being introduced in Mississippi that will ban people with BMIs over 30 from being served in restaurants.

    More about it here:
    http://junkfoodscience.blogspot.com/2008/01/no-fat-people-allowed-only-slim-will-be.html

    Reply
  27. Leah, on February 3rd, 2008 at 8:25 pm Said:

    That dress is FABULOUS! I also re-discoverd Dress Barn again myself for my holiday gala. You can find some good stuff in there.

    Reply

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