Comments on: Celebrity Fatwatch: J. Love, Tyra

By: Shelbut

Shelbut — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:59:02 +0000

I just wish everyone would stop judging people by how the look, and more on what kind of personv we are. I know that is a fantasy, but I can dream. Wouldnt the world be a very boring place if we all looked the same?
I do have one more comment to make onvrhis subject, I would just like to know what makes it any better when I get comments from people on being too thin? I am curious of anyone else has a comment about this. I know most people probably would think of this is a compliment, but I sometimes find it mean spirited.

By: lee

lee — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:54:54 +0000

last halloween when i saw the people magazine photos of “JelLo” in the fat suit, i sent in a comment to the editor, asking if it would have been cuter if she added one big false tit, shaved her head to put on a scarf and gone as a cancer patient with a single mastectomy. needless to say, people declined to print it. wonder why? i guess someone hit JelLo with the fat stick. be careful what you wish for….i think she brought the “fatlash” on herself.

By: zombie z

zombie z — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:04:02 +0000

PS Just discovered your blog, already love it (the logo/banner! so fabulous), but just wanted to mention that “fat” is definitely not the ‘f’ word implied when my family says “BFD.” :P

By: zombie z

zombie z — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:01:42 +0000

Janice=absolutely crazy. And if you want to be all nasty about it? Tyra could lose weight, Janice, but no amount of ADDITIONAL plastic surgery can fix what’s been done to your face with your own money. A perfect example of someone’s ugly personality showing clearly on the outside.

Who listens to her, anyway?? She’s like a meaner Paula Abdul.

By: vesta44

vesta44 — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 03:38:09 +0000

Evidently Janice baby caught some hell over this, she’s backtracking now, and saying she loves Tyra, she was just kidding when she called Tyra fat. Yeah, right, Janice, and with a friend like you, no one needs any enemies.

By: kate217

kate217 — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 23:47:52 +0000

I just noticed that “Fatwatch” is “Fatwa” + the deprecating sound “tch”. That’s so appropriate on so many levels.

By: Hoardmeister

Hoardmeister — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:50:29 +0000

Dahlings, I understand Tyra’s pain. Imagine having your body constantly scrutinized from every angle, and never being “perfect” enough for the tabloids? (Which I seriously doubt are read by any skinny folk, save for young girls being treated for anorexia in hospital wards.) I love my big, beautiful body, and I am proud of my decollatage, creamy skin, and my couture is always juicy. JLH can smooch my generous white buttocks.

As for Janice Dickinson…it’s better to look the other way when someone embarrasses themselves to that extent.

By: Cindy

Cindy — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:44:49 +0000

I just visited and looked at Hayden. Yanno what? I say lets keep running these kind of pictures so that people can start to understand that human skin has texture. It’s not plastic or porcelain. It’s skin.

She’s got great legs.

Sheesh.

By: Cindy

Cindy — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 23:42:08 +0000

Janice’s shtick is being an over-done, over-the-top brat. She gets to be mean because, she’s, like, totally pretty and OLD.

We’re supposed to care because she’s over the hill (supposedly) and looks like she’s been shellacked.

Yawn.

Oh, and I want to be fat like J. Love and Tyra.

By: B Matthews

B Matthews — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:32:13 +0000

God… it’s when people start ridiculing women like Tyra Banks and Hayden Panettiere for being overweight that I pull out the carton of ice cream. Because if those beautiful ladies are fat, then I’m fucking Monstro from Pinocchio. LOOK OUT, GEPETTO!! HERE COMES MONSTRO!! **SPLOOOOSH***

I have this fantasy of leaving everything and everyone I know behind, taking all my savings and buying a big gun along with an assload of ammo and spending all the money on a cross-country killing spree that would target every bitchy celebrity that gets paid millions of dollars a year for doing practically nothing while I work at my buttoned-down, nine-to-five day job, dreaming of that distant golden day of retirement. I would go for as long as I could, until Harvey Keitel caught up with me, and then I would drive myself off a random cliff in the Grand Canyon, with an uplifting score by Hans Zimmer playing in my head as I take the plunge…

…or something…

Celebrity, in almost all its forms (excluding the types of celebrity that gets incredible humanitarian-type things done), is ridiculous, IMO. “Size 2 is not fat!!!” You’re kidding. You make HOW much for those Hanes commercials, you gutless, brainless, clueless excuse for a pretty face? Guess what, J.Love… to me, size 14 is not fat. Stick that in your fat suit and set it on fire.