Fat Suit Up!–Tom Cruise
November 29th, 2007
Following in the footsteps of fellow Scientologist and heterosexual John Travolta, Tom Cruise is wearing a fat suit (and a bald wig) for a movie role. Photos have been leaked online. He’s pretty pissed off though, because it spoils the surprise. (I won’t name the movie, in case you want to be surprised when he shows up in a fat suit in Atonement.) Oops, spoiler!
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I am an idiot because I totally believed you and was trying to figure out why he’d need a fat suit for Atonement.
(Is he really going to be in that? Ick.)
I thought Tom Cruise was a wiener long before it was hip to think Tom Cruise was a wiener. (I thought Tom Cruise was a weiner back when Risky Business first came out.) I never understood what the big deal was about him anyway. Every day I see his name in print, I am vindicated to all those people who said to me, “I don’t understand your attitude about Tom Cruise! He’s sooo dreamy.”
Dream on, girls. He’s a wiener, and now he’s a wiener in a fat suit. Kind of like a cocktail weinie in a brat bun.
No, he’s not really in Atonement. Don’t worry!
You’re site looks really interesting, so I’ll be reading more. Unfortunately, I’m tagging you in the 7 Random Things Meme (because some stranger did it to me.
Find the instructions at my blog. Sorry!
T
Since Cruise spoils any movie he’s in (for me, that is–YMMV), I was more upset to read that he’s going to spoil another movie for me–”Valkyrie”–one with an otherwise dreamy cast of Bill Nighy, Kenneth Branagh, Eddie Izzard, Stephen Fry, Terence Stamp, and Tom Wilkinson.
Although picking on him for wearing an eyepatch and having bad hair when portraying a one-eyed man with bad hair seems kind of dumb.
Ha ha ha!
Doesn’t Tom Cruise pretty much sue everyone all the time anyway?
I say it’s a ploy to get people to see a craptastic Ben Stiller movie!