Fatdom Wank
A friendly anonymous poster turned us on (emphasis on the turned on part) to these pictures of Clive Owen and his wife, who is not a twig. (Although she may be pregnant, which as we all know, is not the same as fat.) This is on Oh No They Didn’t, so you know there are going to be a wide variety of comments with different creative interpretations of the English language. Let’s find some of them, shall we?
That is so wrong. That is just so fucking wrong. What the fuck.
lucky bitch. gets to eat all she wants, not exercise AND bang clive owen?? she must have been really good in a past life.
i just googled this bitch and holy shit if that is her she gained heaps of weight. anyways maybe he digs the fatties?
Damn, how’d she gain so much weight? What’d she have, quadruplets?
it’s like she’s intentionally pushing him to cheat by gaining all that weight. like i dare u punk! i’m not against being chubby but gaining a shitton of weight during the relationship is so inconsiderate imo.
omg that fucking fat bitch *mind you i’m fatter than her* gets to hear his voice every day of her greasy life?!? there is hope for me yet… look how he walks ahead of her….he’s not owning that
The lot of you are extremely warped. I’m sure Clive might want to stay with his wife because he loves her and is the mother of his children etc. etc. Simply because she’s bigger doesn’t mean he doesn’t still find her attractive. Attraction is based on more than just looks, especially in the long term.
Every negative commenter must be a bitter old fart who wastes their time with a finger down their throat trying to become the next manorexic Paris. Honestly — there is nothing wrong with his wife. She’s average. Normal. Not some bloody bimbo whose job is only to stand there on his arm and be a trophy wife. What is so unfathomable about her?
On reflection, yes, it is refreshing to see that an incredibly handsome actor (just my type) chooses to be with someone who is not the standard thin/blonde/tanned celebrity wife. It’s amazing and kind of good. I think. I still resent her just a tiny bit. No, no, it’s good.
I think.. I just love him more now. He’s so damn normal. Now the wife.. what the hell, I know they’re just shopping? But, if he can look that gorgeous while relaxing, then she can put on something a bit more flattering. Just a bit. Come on.
P.S. Some people on here are real assholes. I know, that’s like saying “Some people in California like to tan” but really… talk about superficial. So a hot guy is married to a fat girl – is it really that annoying/shocking/angering? I hate that there’s so much commentary whenever an fat or underweight woman is featured on ONTD, yet when its a man, there’s little discussion about his weight.
I’m sorry there are so many of them but once I got started, I couldn’t stop. Really a fascinating peek into the minds of people, isn’t it?
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Fascinating, indeed.
Those comments are just horrible. But I am not at all surprised that this trash exists out there on the internet. People will say anything when there is no one standing there to beat them up for it.
*sigh*
It makes me thankful for the BFD…
You do know what they say about small minded people. Ignore them and they’ll find another form of prey. Bullies, every last one of them.
People are pretty unenlightened, eh?
Clive was already on my isle de beaute, but his stock just went WAY up.
Now, Daniel Craig is a d*** fine actor. But we all know who 007 REALLY is.
I can’t figure out if I’ve got some reverse discrimination problem or what but when I look at those pictures I think he looks too thin. And maybe she could have better hair. If I were married to Clive Owen I’d like to think my hair would have a permanent post-coital wave or something.
A celebrity married to a real person? Awesome. You have to love that.
omg that fucking fat bitch *mind you i’m fatter than her* gets to hear his voice every day of her greasy life?!?
That’s my favorite. Hands down.
And I think she’s cute. Mind you, I’m fatter than her.
I love it when a damn fine looking man loves the juicy girls, pregnant or not. If he needs some more juice, Clive, baby, I’M HERE.
ONTD is a pit of hell. Seriously, it’s one of the worst places on the internet. They hate everybody, not just the fat girls.
I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before but it bears repeating – ONTD? Mostly full of shit and not worth even acknowledging.
So much of what is said there is done in the vain of being provocative and it’s just stupid.
As I recall, Pierce Brosnan’s wife tends to get similiar remarks leveled at her. You can Google (“Keely Shaye Smith” fat) if you want a taste of what gets said about her. A lot of the same “How dare she be fat!” comments.
I saw this post on ONTD yesterday… Okay, I admit, I look at it regularly, but just for the pictures… Anyway, you didn’t mention the comment that the original poster put up along with these pictures:
“That’s right. I said wife. That chubby woman in the pic is Clive Owen’s WIFE. She is fat and she gets to share his bed every night. She owns you all.”
That made me laugh out loud for about five minutes. In a good way. Am I wrong in thinking that’s a big eff-you to all the vapid, fat-hatin’ ONTDers who think that only petite, young, generic-looking girls with spray-on tans and protruding clavicles can date/marry attractive men?
If she were short and thin (petite) would people be flaming her so much? This is moreso directed at yesterday’s post.
I’ll take being cute and pats on the head anyday over being ripped to shreds and feeling like you’re not even desirable because you’re overweight.
And I’d be all about J Crew Petite everyday, every occasion. Unless I’m wearing Banana Republic Petite or Ann Taylor Loft Petite. What is comparable for a size 20W 5’5″ girl like me? Synthetic fabrics of poor quality and not being “good” enough to be Clive Owen’s wife.
K… I looked at the pictures, skimmed over some of the comments, and I have only one question to ask.
Who is Clive Owen?
She’s cute, but she looks irritated in all those pictures — possibly because of the cameras in their faces?
She’s really cute. I don’t know why people are making those disparaging remarks. What’s the difference if he’s married to a model or a plain Jane? Not everyone is fixated on a “perfect” appearance.
Sounds like the blog is on a mission of putting people down anyway. Not my kind of place, that’s for sure.
Uh oh, look out. Now Joy Behar will be calling her a beard.
I think my favorite comment there was something along the lines of “it’s selfish of her to gain weight while in a relationship!”
That woman is NOT his wife. I’m guessing it’s his assistant. Go to imdb.com and look at pictures of her, they do not look the same.
Clive Owen is HOT. That is all.
Tee: That woman is TOTALLY his wife, Sarah-Jane Fenton. The pictures of them on IMDB are CLEARLY the same woman, just a few kilos heavier and obviously not in red-carpet hair and makeup, etc. And yes, she does look like she’s gained a bit of weight in the twelve years they’ve been together (and after having two children). Oh no, clearly Clive didn’t get the memo that after getting a bit of success in Hollywood, it’s ok to dump your partner to trade in for a newer model. His ratings just went up heaps in my books, by the way.
I confess I had to look this guy up because I’d no idea who Clive Owen is. Turns out he’s sort of a HITG for me. I’ve seen him in lots of stuff, but just didn’t know his name.
This column and cited comments reminded me of one of my favorite quotes, “Mythbuster” Adam Savage, on the subject of comment trolls:
“Well, I equate the web to like being in rush hour traffic. Everyone is really bold inside their box and they’re just giving the finger out the window.”
I think his wife is lovely. Those people on Oh No They Didn’t are about as bright as a 10 watt bulb and just as shallow as the kiddie pool. But I’ve heard fans of Interpol’s bassist Carlos D. talk smack about him liking “the fatties”. (I swear, if someone called me fattie they’d have a fat lip).