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A Life Of Crime

May 25th, 2007

Something a little less cranky, courtesy of Jen Wade: college students steal copies of their school newspaper because there are pictures of them in the paper, and they think they look fat.

Says one of the students:

I just kind of got caught up in the moment and grabbed a whole bunch of copies.

Says one of the teachers:

This is the most stupid reason the paper has been stolen.

I have to say that I’ve taught college students of many different shapes and sizes, and I don’t think any of them really realize how beautiful they are.

Posted by mo pie

Filed under: Humor

6 Responses to “A Life Of Crime”

  1. Kelli, on May 25th, 2007 at 7:49 am Said:

    Do they have a big problem with people stealing the campus paper? :) Now that I read the article I see that they do. Here is my question: If they thought their outfits were fine to be seen in the flesh why are the pictures different?

  2. The Rotund, on May 25th, 2007 at 8:41 am Said:

    I have to say that I’ve taught college students of many different shapes and sizes, and I don’t think any of them really realize how beautiful they are.

    I don’t think ANY of us realize that.

  3. Kellie, on May 25th, 2007 at 10:19 am Said:

    I think it’s funny. If only I could steal some of my photos so that they wouldn’t show up anywhere. I’d bury those sucks forevah! lol!

  4. spinsterwitch, on May 25th, 2007 at 10:23 am Said:

    Somehow the permanence of photos or video always seems more threatening.

  5. K, on May 25th, 2007 at 2:34 pm Said:

    Every college paper I’ve ever encountered has been free…

  6. La Wade, on May 25th, 2007 at 5:39 pm Said:

    It’s still a crime to steal free newspapers, though.

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